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پدر تمام کند

بھینس رکھنے کا تکلف ہم سے ہو سکتا نہیں

ہم نے سُوکھے دودھ کا ڈبا جو ہے رکھا ہوا

گھر میں رکھیں غیر محرم کو ملازم کس لئے

کام کرنے کے لئے اَبا جو ہے رکھا ہوا

کربِ کبیرہ

اُسے سوجھے گی نارنگی نہ گاڑی

اِسی تکلیف میں کھویا رہے گا

سُنا دو کوئی نثری نظم اُس کو

کبیرا حشر تک روتا رہے گا

جوابِ با صواب

اُستاد نے شاگرد سے اِک روز یہ پوچھا

ہے جمعہ مُبارک کی فضیلت کا تجھے علم

کہنے لگا شاگرد کہ معلوم ہے مجھ کو

ریلیز اسی روز تو ہوتی ہے نئی فلم

کلرک شاعر

کام کی کثرت سے گھبرایا تو اُس کے ذہن میں

کروٹیں لینے لگی ہیں شاعری کی مُمکِنات

اِک ذرا سی میز پر ہیں فائلوں کے چار ڈھیر

فاعلاتن، فاعلاتن، فاعلاتن، فاعلات

کسوٹی

ہر شخص کو زبانِ فرنگی کے باٹ سے

جو شخص تولتا ہے سو ہے وہ بھی آدمی

افسر کو آج تک یہ خبر ہی نہیں ہوئی

اُردو جو بولتا ہے سو ہے وہ بھی آدمی

مکالمہ

اُس نے کہا کہ مجھ کو ہے تنقید سے شغف

میں نے کہا کہ فن کے سب اَسرار فاش کر

اُس نے کیا جو عُذر تو پھر میں نے یہ کہا

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