Don't laugh loud..

Don't laugh loud..   They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.  Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.  But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in bed.  Q: Why do women live longer than men?  A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!  Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. You’re beautiful, I love you.  After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. You’re my headache, one day I'll kill you.  Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.  You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.